Description of Super Tennis, according to last.fm
"Super Tennis were a three piece band from North London.
They made music for a bit, until Tom decided to move to New York and pursue his dream of being a douche. He achieved this really quickly. As did Kev, who achieved his dream of eating two full pipes of pringles in one sitting. Bob was, and always will be, a total dick, so dreams one day of becoming ‘not a dick’.”
Any band where one member has a dream of simple eating two tubes of pringles in one sitting sounds like a band for me. nevertheless, I’m not sure if the author of this bio was too keen on the idea of them splitting. Still pretty funny though.